Eran Galor

Pedestrian GODS — short fiction by Eran Galor

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Pedestrian GODS

A father offers his daughter three hundred dollars to catch a live bear.

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More From Pedestrian Gods:

The Stinking Spot

After a breakup, a foul-smelling stain appears exactly where her ex used to sit. The first painter recommends a rabbi.

An Illegal Ring

A veteran of illegal animal fighting explains why cockroach-versus-crocodile matches are a terrible investment, despite looking like a bet so safe it practically gives risk the finger.

The Passing

On a freezing night at Drummers’ Beach, a desperate man tells a homeless stranger about the day he was offered anything he wanted, for a price he wasn’t allowed to know in advance.

My Dead Father’s Son

Twenty-five years after his abusive father supposedly died, a man receives a letter explaining that he was never dead.
What happens next depends rather heavily on what one is prepared to accept as ’forgiveness’.

Flies Love Crap

You say you love your children, your partner, your dog. A fly might find your commitment embarrassing.

Almost Maliciously

On a beach under a full moon, a drifter meets a man who claims he can see the demons following everyone around. Eventually, the narrator asks the obvious question.

A Conversation with a Very Smart Snail

When language is smaller than what you’re trying to say, a talking snail recommends love, sex, jokes, insanity, and a carefully selected chain of smarter people.

Poisoning of Intimate Memories


When betrayal starts spreading backward through his past, contaminating every good memory of the woman who left him, a man decides his own mind is worth fighting for.

Monkeys? It’s a Whole Thing with Monkeys

When one unusually clever gorilla figures out how to count past four, an entire troop discovers mathematics. From there, things become familiar enough to make recognition feel like a threat.

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/ Queen of the World

She was the queen of the world, but she didn't know it. The cosmos worshiped her quietly. And she thought that's how it was for everyone.

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/ Material

He didn't leave the house until he'd finished drawing himself a face. It took a while. Everything always took him a while. First a base layer, too dark, so there'd be something to draw on at all. Then eyebrows, thicker than the ones he used to have, so a gaze would have somewhere to sit.

The nose he gave up on today.

Last of all, he drew himself lips.

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/ The Good Friend

I'm a good friend.

And I have proof of it. Ultimate proof. It's like God himself told me I'm a good friend.

Mia Goldfarb chose me as a friend. And Mia's choices are always right.

Always.

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/ Eating Her - a Love Story

He works from home, she feeds him, and their love story becomes increasingly literal.

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